Top Ten Tiger Woods One Liners Written on Twitter (because we all need a little comedy first thing Monday morning;0))

 1.           1.      Headline: “ Angry Wife Chases Tiger into the
Woods”

2.           2.  I didn’t know a 4 Iron can be
used as the Jaws of life

3.           3. 
Mrs. Tiger Woods just did her Tweet Cloud for
past four days. Most popular words are Kill, Castrate and 50%.

4.      4.  Tiger Woods must have been fading when he hit
that tree and fire hydrant!

5.      5.  Lucky for Tiger Woods, his wife has a hook in
her swing and not a slice.

6.            6. The new EA Game Tiger Woods will involve dodging
the angry wife in nightdress swinging at you? Must avoid the fire hydrants and
trees while driving backwards.

7.            7. First time Tiger couldn’t drive 300 yards.

8.            8. Difference between Tiger Woods hitting a wedge
and driving an Escalade? He can back up the wedge….

9.        9. Breaking News: Tiger Woods has just signed on to
be spokesman for Safelite Auto Glass...

10    10. Cadillac
brings out the black in Tiger, Asian in him caused him to hit the tree— Wanda Sykes

Bonus ( We all need a little bonus every now and then)    
  

I Insert your Joke HERE"……………………………"

    Enjoy!

    Chuck 

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